To this post, Christians and Muslims need not respond, *except* to ask a question: “Just how *ignorant* am I ?!”

I love Torah stories and here is a perfect reason why – *wordplays*, even across stories!

“וּלְאָדָ֣ם אָמַ֗ר כִּ֣י שָׁמַ֘עְתָּ֘ לְק֣וֹל אִשְׁתֶּ֒ךָ֒ וַתֹּ֨אכַל֙ מִן־הָעֵ֔ץ אֲשֶׁ֤ר צִוִּיתִ֨יךָ֙ לֵאמֹ֔ר לֹ֥א תֹאכַ֖ל מִמֶּ֑נּוּ אֲרוּרָ֤ה הָֽאֲדָמָה֙ בַּֽעֲבוּרֶ֔ךָ בְּעִצָּבוֹן֙ תֹּֽאכֲלֶ֔נָּה כֹּ֖ל יְמֵ֥י חַיֶּֽיךָ:
וְק֥וֹץ וְדַרְדַּ֖ר תַּצְמִ֣יחַ לָ֑ךְ וְאָֽכַלְתָּ֖ אֶת־עֵ֥שֶׂב הַשָּׂדֶֽה:
בְּזֵעַ֤ת אַפֶּ֨יךָ֙ תֹּ֣אכַל לֶ֔חֶם עַ֤ד שֽׁוּבְךָ֙ אֶל־הָ֣אֲדָמָ֔ה כִּ֥י מִמֶּ֖נָּה לֻקָּ֑חְתָּ כִּֽי־עָפָ֣ר אַ֔תָּה וְאֶל־עָפָ֖ר תָּשֽׁוּב:
וַיִּקְרָ֧א הָֽאָדָ֛ם שֵׁ֥ם אִשְׁתּ֖וֹ חַוָּ֑ה כִּ֛י הִ֥וא הָֽיְתָ֖ה אֵ֥ם כָּל־חָֽי:

And to human He said, “Because you listened to your wife, and you ate from the tree from which I commanded you saying, ‘You shall not eat of it,’ cursed be the ground for your sake; with toil shall you eat of it all the days of your life.
And it will cause thorns and thistles to grow for you, and you shall eat the herbs of the field.
With the sweat of your face you shall eat bread, until you return to the ground, for you were taken therefrom, for dust you are, and to dust you will return.”
And the man named his wife Chavah, because she was the mother of all life. ”

By a simple curse of the Levant land by the Levant’s god-King, YHWH, gan eyden (the “garden of eden”) planted by YHWH is transformed from a fertile crescent into a thorny desert. Thus Adam v’Chavah and all their offspring have been banished from paradise, and must now toil lifelong in sweat for their sustenance.

“וַיֵּ֖צֵא־נֹ֑חַ וּבָנָי֛ו וְאִשְׁתּ֥וֹ וּנְשֵֽׁי־בָנָ֖יו אִתּֽוֹ:
כָּל־הַֽחַיָּ֗ה כָּל־הָרֶ֨מֶשׂ֙ וְכָל־הָע֔וֹף כֹּ֖ל רוֹמֵ֣שׂ עַל־הָאָ֑רֶץ לְמִשְׁפְּחֹ֣תֵיהֶ֔ם יָֽצְא֖וּ מִן־הַתֵּבָֽה:
וַיִּ֥בֶן נֹ֛חַ מִזְבֵּ֖חַ לַֽיהֹוָ֑ה וַיִּקַּ֞ח מִכֹּ֣ל | הַבְּהֵמָ֣ה הַטְּהֹרָ֗ה וּמִכֹּל֙ הָע֣וֹף הַטָּה֔וֹר וַיַּ֥עַל עֹלֹ֖ת בַּמִּזְבֵּֽחַ:
וַיָּ֣רַח יְהֹוָה֘ אֶת־רֵ֣יחַ הַנִּיחֹ֒חַ֒ וַיֹּ֨אמֶר יְהֹוָ֜ה אֶל־לִבּ֗וֹ לֹ֣א אֹ֠סִ֠ף לְקַלֵּ֨ל ע֤וֹד אֶת־הָֽאֲדָמָה֙ בַּֽעֲב֣וּר הָֽאָדָ֔ם כִּ֠י יֵ֣צֶר לֵ֧ב הָֽאָדָ֛ם רַ֖ע מִנְּעֻרָ֑יו וְלֹֽא־אֹסִ֥ף ע֛וֹד לְהַכּ֥וֹת אֶת־כָּל־חַ֖י כַּֽאֲשֶׁ֥ר עָשִֽׂיתִי:
עֹ֖ד כָּל־יְמֵ֣י הָאָ֑רֶץ זֶ֡רַע וְ֠קָצִ֠יר וְקֹ֨ר וָחֹ֜ם וְקַ֧יִץ וָחֹ֛רֶף וְי֥וֹם וָלַ֖יְלָה לֹ֥א יִשְׁבֹּֽתוּ:

So Noah went out, and his sons and his wife and his sons’ wives with him.
Every beast, every creeping thing, and all fowl, everything that moves upon the earth, according to their families they went forth from the ark.
And Noah built an altar to YHWH, and he took of all the clean animals and of all the clean fowl and brought up burnt offerings on the altar.
And YHWH smelled the pleasant aroma, and YHWH said to Himself, “I will no longer curse the earth because of human, for the imagination of human’s heart is bad from his youth, and I will no longer smite all living things as I have done.
So long as the earth exists, seedtime and harvest, cold and heat, summer and winter, and day and night shall not cease.” ”

And by a simple promise by the Levant’s god-King, YHWH, the *fertile crescent* was restored to gan eyden -type splendor! No longer will the humans toil to the sweat of their faces for sustenance from the land. For those who didn’t quite catch this (Jews included),… between Adam and Noah, Levantine families toiled because of YHWH’s curse of the land, and their *salvation* – their נוֹחַ “rest” – can only come about by the restoration of the fertile land. The meaning of Noah is “rest” – rest from drought and rest from flood (which accompanies all droughts).

The Torah does not cough, folks! And only Noah *by name* could be the solution to both problems – drought and flood! Adam’s chet (simple sin) is paid in full, and the easily angered god-King has apologized for his short and violent temper! … This won’t be the last time, for YHWH! Introducing Avraham, who again educates YHWH…!

(I know! You Christians and Muslims, inheritors of *appropriated* Indigenous Judean ancestral literatures, were expecting some kind of human “original sin,” weren’t you? “God” could not at all be at fault, it *has* to be we mere mortal humans, right?! … *Wrong!* Yes, wrong! According to our Jewish Torah, wherein “God” is *often* apologizing to humans for “God’s” behavior! … Read it correctly!)

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Why is it that Arab-European folk feel the need to come to a Jewish page wherein we are discussing *our* Jewish literatures and Muslimsplain/Christiansplain our Jewish ancestral literatures to us Jews, rather than *asking questions and learning something*?!!!

For example: “The term “Elohim” doesn’t necessarily refer to a god of any sort.” “Elohim does not mean children of El in Aramaic. The generic name El was adopted by the Hebrews after they occupied Canaan. A lot of history here. wish I had time to enlighten you😏”

Wrong. “Elohim” literally means “children of El” and is a Canaanite Hebrew reference to the pantheon of gods and goddesses – daddy-god El, mommy-god Asherah, and their 70 children-gods/goddesses. Hence, human kind was created in “our image.” Hence, YHWH’s “portion of the land” to rule over. Hence, El “allows” all nations to worship their god, only the Jewish people must devote themselves exclusively to YHWH.

Canaanite Hebrew is *NOT* neighboring Syrian Aramaic. Different language trees! The Torah was written in Canaanite Hebrew, and Jews today still speak Canaanite Hebrew. Even Jews who later spoke Aramaic wrote this neighboring language in Canaanite Hebrew lettering. Just like Yiddish, just like Ladino, just like (etc, etc, etc)….

Misguided Arab-European Colonizers and *appropriaters* of Indigenous Judean literatures to justify Colonial Allah-Christ-Marx dominionism upon all Indigenous Peoples’ lands, you are absolutely *WRONG* about Jewish history. Perhaps you should *ask questions*, first. Then, when you actually *know* something, your comments won’t be so *antisemitic eracist*!

The Jewish people, the people of Israel, became an Indigenous People of the Levant in Moab (southern Jordan today). We became an Indigenous nationality north of Moab and across all of Judea-Samaria. We speak, read, and write Canaanite Hebrew. Elohim in Canaanite Hebrew means “children of El.” Further, the 70 nations of Noah are based directly upon the 70 gods and goddesses birthed from El’s and Asherah’s union, the division of the lands by nations with their land’s god-Kings.

For example: “Tsefan Josef, well I would beg to differ that he didn’t have reproductive organs because he would have to urinate as a living human right? And God’s design for us was already thought out and finalized.” … Yikes! You don’t need reproductive organs in order to take a pee!

In our Torah stories about the Jewish people, mythological Adam had no sexual organs, until after being split into male and female by the Levant land’s god-King, YHWH! Hence, we humans cling more intimately to each other, than to “God” – a biological necessity of life. Before the splitting, Adam found no equal among the other created species – to be an equal helper in tending the garden – because all the other YHWH created species of this garden *already* had sexual gender helpmates in life!

Thus, the only reason for the creation of human genders by the splitting of adam (the human formed from the adamah, the humus, of the Levant) into two humans is to procreate and increase in numbers. Adam no gender had the *tree of life* unending time to work all the garden alone. (What are you non-Jews suggesting that Adam was doing sexually before a human female was created?!!) It requires *interpretation* placed upon the story to suggest that adam had an unnecessary gender/sexual-organ prior to the splitting of adam into two adams. The human just wanted to be like all the other gendered species of this garden that did have genders already, so YHWH complied!

“The Sons of Elohim sleeping with women and producing demigods (Genesis 6:1-4) is sandwiched between the birth of Noah and the flood. Was Noah a demigod?” … Correct! Now this is a proper Jewish thing to do – *ask questions* for learning!!

Noah, whether a demigod or not, was born for one purpose: to end YHWH’s curse of drought upon the land of the Levant, when Adam and Chavah (Eve) was expelled from YHWH’s Levant garden – by an angry YHWH god, because they chose to eat the forbidden fruit of “grown up” knowledge. How did Noah do this, save the Levantine people from Adam v’Chavah teenage “sin” that resulted in YHWH cursing the garden land with drought(1)? He saved the people of this continent by ‘he and extended family’ surviving the great flood.

Thus, humankind gets to witness the revitalization of the Levant – the “fertile crescent” – back to garden of Eden -type splendor. No more the curse of tilling a desert soil, which the generations between Adam and Noah were experiencing upon the land. YHWH made amends and made promises to the Levantine peoples. At least, so says Torah’s origin stories about the Jewish people of Canaan/Israel.

(1) – For those families, since Adam and before Noah, who toil the YHWH cursed thorny Levant land, their salvation – their נוֹחַ “rest” – can only come about by the restoration of the fertile land. The meaning of Noah is “rest” – rest from drought and rest from flood (which accompanies all droughts). The Torah does not cough, folks, and only Noah *by name* could be the solution to both problems!

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It is weird how Western minds – those influenced by Christianity and Islam – insist that monotheism is incompatible with animism! Yet, Judaism (Judea-people-ism) is the very daily recognition of this awareness! Yes, rocks have a soul. So, too, do the plants. And even fish, birds, and all animal life. They have the same soul that we humans have, according to Jewish tradition.

It is a common assumption in Western minds that “there is a universe of entities that somehow exist independently of their Creator. Fundamentally, this is the doctrine of matter that Western thought has swallowed and metabolized almost unquestioned—the notion that there is a fundamental substance, “stuff” that eternally just is, that G‑d is given to work with, like we work with clay. Something external to Him which He imbues with form.

But it’s a doctrine quite difficult to align with our [Eastern-minded Jewish] tradition. Look again in Genesis, and in those Psalms, indeed throughout the entire Tanach (Hebrew Bible). … *There’s no matter, no stuff, no things. All there is is G‑d speaking.* … We translate the Hebrew davar as “thing,” but its actual meaning is “word.” That is all there is to a rock, a tree, a wind, a universe: “G‑d spoke and it came to be.”

When did He speak? Just now. … Indeed, we find one of the most respected sages of our tradition, whose opinions are revered both in halachah and in kabbalah, Rabbi Yitzchak Luria, known as the Ari, teaching that “even the silent world of rocks and earth have a soul and spiritual life.” His senior colleague, Rabbi Moshe Cordovero, asserted that Planet Earth itself is a sentient being, with support from rabbinic sources —in contrast with Maimonides who held that celestial entities, such as the Sun and constellations, but not Earth, are “knowing and self-knowing” beings. Rabbi Chaim ibn Atar writes that everything G‑d created He imbued with a consciousness of its Creator.” – Tzvi Freeman, A Jewish Environmental Cosmology(1)

In Judaism, there is only the Storyteller and the story. This IS our Jewish Torah! For example: Why are there 70 grandsons of Noah and wife? Because there are 70 sons of gods El and Asherah. A son/nation of Noah’s family for every child of El to rule over. Our Canaanite Hebrew does not hide this relationship! El/YHWH rules Israel, El/Asherah rules Edom, and their 70 child gods – the literal meaning of “Elohim” in Canaanite Hebrew – that rule the 70 child nations birthed from the family of Noah and wife!(2)

(1) See Tzvi Freeman, A Jewish Environmental Cosmology – Is All Life Sacred? Is All Natural Beauty Divine?, Chabad web site

(2) Note, the BCE Felishti/”Palestinians” did *not* make the list of nations. Why? Because they weren’t considered a nation even in this BCE period! Just like the present day “Palestinians” are not a nation, but “settler-occupiers” that *also* “rolled in” to occupy parts of the land of Israel. Like European Palestinians, like Arab Palestinians! But, the occupiers of Indigenous Peoples’ lands must *always* be right, at the oppression of the Indigenous Peoples. Or so they say, at our militarized resistance (we Jews wrote our stories into existence *first*, over 3,264 years earlier, with evidence in the ground itself to support throughout)!

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Snapshot: So, the United Arab-European Colonial Nations for Allah-Christ-Marx dominionism upon all Indigenous Peoples’ lands – the *UN* and its endless Commission(s) of Inquiry on the (Arab) Occupied “Palestinian” Territory – has found that Israel’s Indigenous Judean lived “occupation” of the historic land of Israel is illegal, *due to its permanency*, and that Israel’s actions of “de facto” forced upon Arabs-Europeans *decolonization* in 1948 is a sign of our resolute anti-Colonial Indigenous resistance. … So, … What were you trying to say, Arab-European speakers of Colonial Arabic, English, Spanish, French, Dutch, etc, about the only successfully decolonized Indigenous refugee nation *upon this entire planet* colonized for Allah-Christ-Marx dominionism?! … Following…!

Seriously, folks! If we habitually correct the racist lies, we save human minds from racist Arab-European Colonial indoctrination! Once the mental illness of racism is caught, it has no cure! We need social media preventive medicine! Across all social media platforms!

Archived records in the USA show clearly that after the settler-occupying European “Americans” lost their Civil War to continue violently oppressing minorities upon Indigenous Peoples’ lands, being the supremacist majority, they rewrote their history to glorify their benevolence and to erase the real reason that they lost control of their colonized world – the rebellious enslaved blacks and their few northern white allies.

Likewise, archived records in the Middle East show clearly that after the settler-occupying Arab “Palestinians” lost their “Civil War” to continue violently oppressing the minority of the Levant land, the indigenous Jewish families of the Levant and Southwest Asia, being formerly the supremacist majority, they rewrote their history to glorify their Arab benevolence and to erase the real reason that they lost control of their colonized world – the rebellious anti-Colonial Jewish dhimmi (sub-class “infidels”), who spent decades restoring our land and waters sovereignty upon Judea-Samaria, our ancestral land, in preparation for Zionism (restored self-sovereignty).

The lesson in both of these historical accounts is this: After losing control of their world, in fear of retribution for their sins against minority/indigenous humanity and in hatred for history’s decision that they must change, the leaders of both the European “American” and the Arab “Palestinian” peoples decided to outright lie to themselves as to what this regional history actually is. This is why *both* white “Americans” and Arab “Palestinians” are raised generation after generation, since their failed supremacy, to believe in a fictional history about themselves. And no amount of factual contrary evidence is enough for most of them, for they cannot be wrong!

To this day, both celebrate publicly their fictitious accounts of history and wave their supremacist flags proudly. But, thankfully, there is hope for the minority/Indigenous in these European-Arab colonized worlds! There are “American” land-squatters who do understand their tragic racist history upon the land, and try to teach it to other “Americans.” And, likewise, there are “Palestinian” land-squatters who do understand their tragic racist history upon the land, and try to teach it to other “Palestinians.” Sadly, because of cultural differences between these two Colonizers of Indigenous Peoples’ lands for Christ-Allah and kings-caliphates, the threat of violent danger to openly and publicly teaching the historical truth is far more deadlier for the “Palestinian,” than for the “American.”

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The ancient Jewish vision for Zion, the land of Israel, was *not* to be colonized for Allah-Christ-Marx dominionism upon our Indigenous Judean-Samarian land. The prophetic vision was and still is a self-sovereign Jewish nation upon Zion, the land of Israel, fulfilling the ethical democratic socialist laws of the scroll of D’varim! Israel, now decolonized since 1948, is fulfilling this Indigenous Judean people objective, so that the words in Tehillim are fulfilled:

“תְּהִלִּים פו ט כָּל־גּוֹיִ֚ם | אֲשֶׁ֥ר עָשִׂ֗יתָ יָב֚וֹאוּ וְיִשְׁתַּֽחֲו֣וּ לְפָנֶ֣יךָ אֲדֹנָ֑י וִ֖יכַבְּד֣וּ לִשְׁמֶֽךָ:

All nations that You made will come and prostrate themselves before You, O Lord, and glorify Your name.” … *Not* replace you with their Colonial “God,” “Lord,” or “Savior”! *Not* erase you with their occupation and rule over your Covenanted people’s land! But, come to the land of Israel from their lands to bow and prostrate themselves at the Jewish Temple Mount. *Not* build a Colonial Church or a Colonial Mosque on top of our Indigenous Judean Temple Mount to lay claim for Allah-Christ-Marx dominionism upon the land of YHWH! But, to visit and glorify the Name, YHWH, within the land of Israel.

If you can’t respect this Indigenous Judean right of self-sovereignty upon our decolonized Indigenous Judean land, then *you* are the antisemitic problem in this world! Yes, you stand *opposed* to YHWH, the Eloah of the Jews! So, please, Europeans and Arabs… Don’t פָלַשׁ falash into our Canaanite Hebrew speaking land to be a פְלִשְׁתִּי Felishti, a “Palestinian” – someone who “rolled in” to “settler-occupy” Jewish ancestral land – in order to refuse Jewish Zionism upon the land of Israel, in order to be a non-citizen political land-squatter for Allah-Christ-Marx dominionism upon our 1948 decolonized Indigenous Judean land!

Arabs and Europeans, you do *not* need to appropriate our Jewish ancestors and ancestral literatures (you had your own *before* you did this), you do *not* need to “graft” yourself in as “Jews” (who are not by Indigenous Judean halacha), and you do *not* need to replace us, assimilate us, oppress us, attempt to exterminate us, or rule over us Jews! The lack of respect that we have for you and show to you, Arab-European Colonizers for Allah-Christ-Marx dominionism upon all Indigenous Peoples’ lands, is because *you* Colonials show no respect to us – the Indigenous Peoples of these lands! Get this understood!

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Folks, Marxists putting Muslims into indoctrination camps is *not* “genocide.” It’s forced conversion! Just like what Muslims (who are not an ethnicity, but a colonizing religion) have done to anyone not Muslim, force convert them or dhimmi them or murder them. Just like what Christians (who are not an ethnicity, but a colonizing religion) have done to anyone not Christian, force convert them or ghetto them or murder them.

It’s okay for the historic victims of Christianity, Islam, and Marxism (the rest of us humans!) to lack emotional sympathy for Colonial Allah-Christ-Marx problems, as they try to force convert each other’s minority populations in their midst. It’s not a “genocide,” Colonizers victimized by Colonizers! Better that they be putting *each other* into re-education camps, than anymore of the rest of us! Just saying.

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Jews of the Levant, Southwest Asia, Middle East, and North Africa speak, read, and write in *both* our native Canaanite Hebrew *and* Colonial Arabic. We create music in both! [I’ll feature both, here, in this post – see post *and* comment!] We take great pride in getting Arabs to dance!

This is why we Jews can be proud of our Prince of the Middle East – a Yemeni Israeli, a Jew by ancestry, whose name is Ravid Kahalani! (I know! Sounds Hawaiian he, eh?! But, no. All Jewish!)

This first song is one of my MENA Jewish favorites, for it celebrates the celebration of life itself – regardless whether Indigenous or immigrant to our land!

Tonight I’ll Be Pretty, ft. Mariem Hassan

باكون موجود معاكي يا ليلى باكون موجود معاكي في كل وقت
واين مارحتي بتضلي تشرقي كالشمس بضوش عليا وعلى كل البشر

I will be there with you Laila
I will be there with you all the time
Wherever you go you will shine like the sun with your light on me and on humanity

This second song is another favorite of mine from Ravid Kahalani’s Yemen Blues album, sung this time in our native Canaanite Hebrew. The lyrics are from one of our Pesach festival songs, Betzet Israel Mimitzra’im. [ Pay attention to the lyrics, for I help you to understand them! ]

Mountains will Dance

בְּצֵאת יִשְׂרָאֵל מִמִּצְרָיִם בֵּית יַעֲקֹב מֵעַם לֹ ֵעז הָיְתָה יְהוּדָה לְקָדְשׁוֹ .יִשְׂרָאֵל מַמְשְׁלוֹתָיו
,הַיָּם רָאָה וַיָּנֹס ,הַיַּרְדֵּן יִסֹּב לְאָחוֹר ,הֶהָרִים רָקְדוּ כְאֵילִים .גְּ ָבעוֹת כִּבְנֵי-צֹאן
,מַה-לְָּ הַיָּם כִּי תָנוּס ,הַיַּרְדֵּן תִּסֹּב לְאָחוֹר ,הֶהָרִים תִּרְקְדוּ כְאֵילִים גְּ ָבעוֹת כִּבְנֵי-צֹאן
,מִלִּפְנֵי אָדוֹן חוּ ִלי אָרֶץ ,מִלִּפְנֵי אֱלוֹהַּ יַעֲקֹב ,הַהֹפְכִי הַצּוּר אֲגַם-מָיִם .חַלָּמִישׁ, לְמַעְיְנוֹ

“When Israel came forth out of Egypt [meaning, returned to Canaan, by becoming free of Egyptian *occupation of the land* of Canaan/Israel],
the house of Jacob from a people of strange language [Egyptians];
Judah became His sanctuary, Israel His dominion [Judea and Samaria, which included the northern half of what is called “Jordan” today].
The sea saw it, and fled; the Jordan [river] turned backward.
The mountains skipped like rams,
the hills like young sheep.
What is has come upon you, the sea, that you flee?
The Jordan, that you turn backward?
The mountains, that you skip like rams;
the hills, like young sheep?
Tremble, earth, at the presence of the Master [YHWH, the Levant land’s god-King],
at the presence of the G-d of Jacob;
Who turned the rock into a pool of water,
the flint into a fountain of waters.”

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If you’re a Jew in this world – only 15 million of us worldwide among 8 billion human beings, of whom most are taught systemically to hate us – when you get a beer thrown at your head by an antisemite (happens a lot, figuratively and literally!), you thank them and drink down the beer that was offered!!! Tell me *one* Indigenous people upon this planet Earth that doesn’t know and feel this! … Seriously!

Okay! Did some sleuthing…. The Jimmy Kimmel set for her! … It is always a mistake to be an antisemite. You all just make us *more* over-represented on society!

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החכם יוסף Chacham Yosef

Chacham Yosef is Joseph T Farkasdi, an accidental sage from too much studying. I am just a simple Jew who got his Jewish education in the most Jewishly inclusive esnoga probably on the planet. This kahal project is an effort to recreate this community experience here in the USA!

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